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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 14:34

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you relax?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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